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funny annecdotes about people.
"Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML"
"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
"Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML"
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"
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